so uh, I got a new pop vinyl.
Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.
june has had enough
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
someone actually said this to me today
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
It’s called their green
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you
say goodbye to youre precious site >:)
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day